Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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