Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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