i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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