she looked like the bat from fern gully.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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