You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Sober January is a disaster.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Randomize
