Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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