Where is the hickey?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Randomize
