Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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