there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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