better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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