it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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