Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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