yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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