so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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