Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Your tits are I can't wait for
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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