True but thats because hes a fetus.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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