Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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