this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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