also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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