No, you can still breathe under the balls.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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