Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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