He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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