So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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