Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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