3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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