found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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