your parents love me but you hate me
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
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