Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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