I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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