I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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