I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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