how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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