Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
she peed on how many people?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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