...so i touched it.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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