When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
