thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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