just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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