dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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