And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Dignity is for republicans.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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