Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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