do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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