So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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