why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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