dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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