i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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