I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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