that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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