I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Randomize
