your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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