But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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