i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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