she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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