he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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