I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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